I Think I’ll Bite My Own Ear Off
June 25th, 2007 | by aaron |I have to go a little off the subject here after watching some of the most ridiculous shit that I’ve seen since grade school when I watched a 4th grade girl beat-up some little stinky fat kid who ended up running home.
People have this un-justified belief that MMA fighters can compete with professional boxers. Boxer pups maybe, but not the Floyd Mayweathers’ or the Shane Mosley’s of the sport.
Let’s take Mike Tyson for instance. We all know that Mike Tyson has a tendency of separating certain body-parts from grown men, he beats up a woman or two, and may possibly flirt with little boys in county lock-up, but Mike would never bite his own ear off.
No matter how dumb or psychologically unfit he is, Mike has to be smart enough to avoid knocking himself out.
Granted, some of these athletes are beasts, but the majority are just “tough man” competitions with wrestling allowed. Butterbean may be capable of winning a title in this sport.
One Response to “I Think I’ll Bite My Own Ear Off”
By FantasyFootballGoat on Jun 28, 2007 | Reply
Hey Prophet,
I am going to have to disagree with you on this. I am very casual MMA fan at best but I have done a bit of kickboxing in the past. I’ve hung out with guys who train very hard and are very skilled fighters both mentally and physically. These guys are fine-tuned professional athletes. Guys like this are “disciplined” in 2, 3 or more forms of martial arts and other fighting styles. Butterbean? You can’t be serious!
As always, nice talking with ya! Have a good one.